very pleasure

Lord Kitchener in 16 meats. Turducktastic.

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earlyfrost:

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Hiro Kurata

rickyfierce:

fogcitymaverick:thisorigamidream:

Quagmire: “You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend’s wife, the man who pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and that is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury you defecate all over his yard, and you’re such a sponge. You pay for nothing and you always say “oh I’ll catch you later” but later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend that you’re this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos, and yeah I date women for their bodies but at least I’m honest about it. I don’t buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and lecture them with some 7th grade interpretation about how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat and that’s why you like him so much. He’s you! God, you’re pretentious. And you delude yourself by saying you’re some great writer even though you’re terrible. You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn’t write me that note. She would’ve known there was no “a” in the word definite. And you know what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda on how we should “legalize pot man”, how big business is crushing the underclass and homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America, well what have you done to help? I worked down at the soup kitchen Brian, and I’ve never seen you down there! You want to help, GRAB A LADLE! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn’t make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait, you don’t believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter because “religion is for idiots!” Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn’t nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How is that son of yours you never see? But you know what, I could forgive all of that, ALL OF IT…if you weren’t such a bore! That’s the worst of it, Brian. You’re just a big sad alcoholic bore!

Thanks for the fucking steak.”

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omg andrea you were right ahaha omfg!

MOAR Michael Parkes - this one reminds me of this book I read as a kid about a trapeze artists - The Door in the Air (I think)…by Margaret Mahy, maybe?

lacontessa:

Michael Parkes

I can’t believe I’m only just seeing this now: Technoviking at the Berlin Fuck Parade - FFW to 0:30

Video signal of a steak SENT THROUGH THE STEAK…WHILE IT COOKS. Delicious.

taken from the designers’ correspondence with their clients.

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